Oops, sorry, no. I’m mistaken. It’s Jackie Earle Haley who will play the finger-bladed killer in a Nightmare on Elm Street remake. But c’mon: You can understand my confusion.

Here’s a picture of Jackie Earle Haley:

And here’s a picture of Crain’s Chicago Business columnist Greg Hinz:

One, two…Greggy’s coming for you…

Speaking of Hinz, he’s running down the possible candidates for Mike Quigley’s Cook County Board seatshould/when the current County Commissioner win the 5th district special election today.